It was solid proof that the movie industry is dying. That a shitty movie can earn 200 million dollars in 5 days without having a proper story. Why? Explosions.

Is our society ADD? The plot had more holes than a Al Capones body, and the acting was TERRIBLE. There were millions of stupid one liners that sounded like they were written by Steven Segal. The man who voiced Optimus Prime sounded like he was trying to be the movie trailer voice guy.

Not to mention Megan Fox, who is in the movie merely for eye candy. This simple fact is made evident by the fact that whenever she talks she sounds like a robot, but 3 seconds later there is a shot of her ass to balance it out.

Then there is a pair of robots who are supposed to resemble gangsters. Black gangsters. They have huge ears and gold teeth. They talk like retards and they can't read. I'm not kidding. What surprised me most about this is that I had heard nothing about them until I went into the theater. And I mean these robots were BLATANTLY racist steriotypes that just took me by surprise.

After all that is the guy in the theater who sat behind me who felt the inherit need to quote every "Funny" line in the movie right after it was said.

I hate this movie more than I hate anything else in the world. It made me want to kill myself.

Also, I am going away for 2 weeks, so expect no updates unless Jesus is on your side.

BUT I have a super sweet new digital painting in the works, that will double as a super sweet wallpaper AND the Youtube skits are on their way!