Indeed.

I have made this journal because I am bored out of my mind and want to put random useless factoids on the internet.

Awesome.

I am wearing a poncho, rainboots, a sombrero, and sunglasses to my school prom.

I have an addiction to chocolate milk. Sounds like bullshit, I know. All those middle-aged soccer moms who screech about being "chocoholics" and all that jazz. They're dumb whores. I can't go a day without my brown cow deliciousness.

I doodle in group situations to avoid making conversation when the group I am in sucks. This never works though because they always feel the need to compliment the drawing no matter what it is. "Ooooh is that a T-rex raping Bruce Willis on a motorcycle? How sweet."

My initial reaction to everyone who wears a wife beater as an actual shirt is "douchebag". I hope all of you get hit by asteroids.

I like seeing those groups of fake-tanned Italian teenagers, I think they're called Guidos, with the same haircuts and gold chains. It reminds me that just in case I lose my sense of originality and individuality I can just copy my friends.

Guidos kind of look like a sweaty, orange army.

Girls who are obsessed with Twilight bother me. It's even worse when they fight about who is going to marry Edward Cullen. They should take a break from arguing and wash their greasy ass hair.

I'm a judgemental old fool. It's what I do.

The front page deviations piss me off. Occasionally there is one that makes me go "That's cool" and I'll fave the shit out of it. But most of it is just "ME AS A SONIC CHARECTUR" and pictures of fat, sweat emo girls naked with saggy breasts. I don't want that. There should be a Retard and ugly skank filter as opposed to the mature one.


Comments? Concerns?